BREAKING NEWS:
Wynn slapped around by hotel hookers

Thanks to my very reliable sources at the Wynn Hotel, I was the first to break this stupid story.

This is one of those stories Steve Wynn didn't want to get out -- especially when it came from me -- and it looks like his reluctant response to the Review Journal was carefully massaged (pardon the pun) by his PR staff to make him look like some kind of hero.

My eyewitnesses report that the incident was much more serious, and Wynn was not just slapped in the face. He was reportedly beat to a pulp by the two women!

t's not known whether he personally knew his assailants, but it was obvious to witnesses that he was not merely playing security guard.

His hotel is constantly full of hookers who do not share their tips with anyone other than massage parlor or escort service owners.

Could it be that Wynn was trying to get the two hooker's to share their tips with his executive staff like his dealers are forced to do, and they rebelled?

This is not the kind of publicity Wynn needs to attract investors to his overseas projects. – SM                                                                              [up]